Dear Tony from the office Christmas party

Thanks for checking out!

First, I just wanted to ask a quick favor. I am trying to keep this blog anonymous for as long as possible–and despite my level of inebriation, I really am not trying to get fired from my job. If you could refrain from using my name as it relates to this site, I would be eternally grateful. Thanks so very much.

Second, I am very curious to our experiment. Can you comment in this post and let me know how much was in your tip jar during the open bar portion of the event, and how much was in there when it switched to cash?

Also, is your manager a total dick? He struck me as one, but I could be mistaken.

Anyway, thanks again for the fantastic service! Hope you had a great rest of the day.

Warmest wishes,